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Lest we forget.
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April 5th, 2009Doing it wrong
Less then 10 years ago this is what Rave Kids were like. And there were literally hundreds of thousands of them the world over. Can you imagine being one of those kids now looking back on their old photos going “that was the most forgettable period of my life”. Well guess what, the rest of us are going to remind you everyday how you squandered your youth dressing up like 5 year olds and listening to the worst music human culture has ever produced. While at the same time some of the most innovative bands were playing at small venues in towns all around you and you totally missed out on seeing any of them live because you were at k-mart looking for soft toys. You stole your own youth!
UPDATE: Turns out that not only did I offend ravers from 10 years ago* with this post I also offended ravers from right now! That’s right, there are kids in America right now dressing like this and writing blogs about how much they love My Little Pony dolls and how they hope to be Senators one day!
Their blogs are worth going to, just to read the self authored poetry about how hard life is because mom and dad just don’t understand their pain.
Wow, it’s like New Orleans threw a Mardi-Gras for Teletubbies.
From left to right we have: Roo, Envy, Pop Rocks, Stardust, and Geisha. I kid you not.
*To be fair, I haven’t received any angry emails from the ravers of 10 years ago. Obviously because girls that were doing this 10 years ago are too embarrassed to admit they were doing this 10 years ago.
Tags: Doing it wrong
10 Responses to “Lest we forget.”
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Ashley
You’re an asshole. Go fuck yourself. Taking personal pictures of someone and bashing them. You’re a fucking dick.
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Ashley
We’re not wasting our childhoods. We’re laughing at you losers. Don’t hurt yourself too bad when you fall off your high horse.
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murderburger
Brilliant!
Ashley can you please send us a picture of you in your best going out gears.
Also a list of all the bands that you currently think are amazing.
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missv
pretty sure you cant use these photos without consent.
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murderburger
Really? It’s probably bad that I have added those other ones as well then… but I couldn’t say for sure. Maybe tonights episode of ‘Twilight’ will provide the answers you’re looking for.
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Kweej
Those pictures are of true art.
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murderburger
That’s so strange, I was at both the Louvre and the Tate Modern just three months ago and must have totally missed the colourful beads and stuffed toys display. Just goes to show how big the Louvre is. You really need to plan on spending at least three days there to see everything.
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Misa
This is really pointless and cruel. If you don’t like it, why do you have to waste your time on it? They enjoy life, they have fun, apparently you don’t. The only thrill you get in life is trying to make others feel bad for being themselves. You must feel oh so big, trying to make others feel small and you call THEM childish…
I’m mad at myself for even bothering with this post, it’s not going to change the sad person you seem to be… I hope you look into yourself and find something you like so you’ll enjoy life a little more than spending the little time we have on this earth to be an inconsiderate prick…
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murderburger
Thanks for your email Misa, I’ve added your address to our mailing list so you can hear from us more often.
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Murderburger successfully trolls ravers.
Guess they aren’t feeling luvved up.
lulz
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