While I was away I had a conversation with my mate Adam who was convinced that the world will one day be run by a super race of beautiful people.  His thinking is that all the beautiful people will continually interbreed with each other until there was a mass of 6 foot, perfectly proportioned uber humans that will control the world.  I said this was all very well and good on paper but the reality is that the majority of beautiful women have an inbuilt stupidity gene which makes them choose the dopiest life partners seven times out of ten.

I don’t know why but women are suckers for fuck ups, which is why the super race hasn’t happened already.  They admire our ungainly bodies for being physically intriguing and our character flaws are repackaged as quirky charm.   My girl, for example,  is completely outside my league and yet happily cooks me food and lets me watch rugby instead of going to see her Mum in hospital.

Some scientist somewhere will have done a study as to why this happens and the conclusions will probably all be about cavemen.  I don’t know why human relationship studies are always concluded with “people are like this because of cavemen” but they all do.  I guess it makes their arguments hard to counter, because to do that you’d have to prove that cavemen didn’t do whatever it is they are claimed to have done.

Interestingly, the “I do these things because my caveman ancestors did these things” argument is not one that the police round here buy in to.

Also don’t bother reading that Men are from Mars book as it’s a piece of crap.