4 Responses to “Murder Burger needs more meat.”

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   EAST August 31st, 2009 at 2:57 pm

   Do you perchance pay relocation costs?

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   murderburger August 31st, 2009 at 11:07 pm

   depends where you are relocating from. From overseas, the world – probably not. From just down the road – probably not. Actually, probably not. But if you’re coming from England bring me some of those wine gums that come in a box. I forget what they’re called but they are awesome and unavailable at my supermarket.

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   Liz September 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

   Ahh I have a 17 year old son who im keen to unload, I can bribe you with wine gums from england because we live in Cambridge currently and there is a shop im very friendly with whom imports them (im one of his BEST customers!).
   My son was living in Auckland having left home, but couldn’t get a job dispite having worked and having reliable references, and so moved home. Im keen to get home moved back out of home and auckland seems a nice safe distance away!

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   murderburger September 17th, 2009 at 3:32 am

   Liz, firstly -get you boy to get in touch with gary (gary@murderburger.co.nz).

   Secondly -once you’ve done that don’t help your boy out anymore. He’s 17. He should have left home two years ago. He should not be relying on his mum to find him a job. If you want your boy to find a decent girl he has to learn to sort out his own shit.

   If gary takes him on I will personally take your boy to boxing every night until he can learn to take a punch without crying. Trust me, you’ll thank me for it.

   Also Cambridge is nice. I’d live there.