Seriously, if you’re a drug lord out there reading this… do not… I repeat… do not think how cool it might be to get everything you own made out of gold.  No gold guns, no gold porsches… preferably no porsches at all… no gold toilets… no gold collars for your dogs… no gold ride on lawnmowers.  Because it makes people laugh at you.

Look at Tom Ford or Karl Lagerfeld.  Do you see them sitting on gold toilets? No. They have normal toilets (except they are designed by Phillipe Stark).  And they spend their money looking good without looking desperately showy.

If I was you I’d just have one gun. Except the one gun you have has to be the gun you took off the last person you shot. Then when you shoot someone new you leave your gun behind and take their gun as your new one and only gun.  See what I’m doing here, I’m building a mythology around you and your gun without adding any gold. And I built in in three minutes.