• Structured exit plan.

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    July 16th, 2010murderburgerDoing it wrong

    I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I kind of think this is how all office suicides would look if the Human Resource department had their way.  Once you’re out the window the company is no longer responsible for your actions – but before you access the ledge the company must take all measures to ensure that your health and safety is not compromised.  Ledges over 1 foot must have a minimum of three steps leading up to them and any incline over 15 degrees will be accompanied by a handrail of no less then 1200mm in height. All staff are required to partake in a two hour instructional course on proper use of the company assisted suicide facilities. Injury resulting from failure to commit suicide using the designated facilities will not be the responsibility of the company etc….

    The only criticism I’d have with the above photo is that it’s not wheelchair friendly.

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