I always thought it was weird for food places to have a website that told you all about their food.  The way I figure it you’ve already heard their food is either great or suck and having a website saying “Hey, we’re actually awesome” is going to make bugger all difference to you ever going there.

Hell, the only reason we bought this URL in the first place was to stop someone else from getting it so we’re just going to use it to post interesting stuff and then claim it all back as a tax expense under the broad term “marketing”.  All you really need to know is that Murder Burger is a burger place on Ponsonby Road which is in Auckland which is in New Zealand.  And as I’m writing this it’s raining.

PS. If you want to get hold of anyone for any reason then send an email to tony@murderburger.co.nz Tony answers all his email and I always forget to check mine.