Back in 1969 women were desperately trying to put on weight to try and match the unrealistic ideals of plump magazine models and movie starlets.  Men across the world lived in fear of their girlfriends asking the question “does my bum look skinny in this?”.   Luckily the ‘fleetwood company’ came to the rescue with their revolutionary Wate-On products.  I’m pretty sure that “Homogenised liquid emulsions” is just another name for milk but I like the way they guarantee weight gain without the need to do any exercise. Who knew?

I don’t know if it’s accidental or deliberate genius, but lately China has been pulling it out of the bag time and time again. Take this car for example.  It is without doubt the finest car ever. 90% Bentley at the back but with a happy-communism influence at the front. Plus, it doubles as a portable podium where the rulers of China can preach their fusion “communism rules but big business is OK too” ideology.

Take note Italy, the Popemobile really needs to step up.

“I’ll be back…. with unbeatable fridge/freezer deals all this holiday weekend!!!”

“Why so serious?… when you can be relaxing in front of a 42 inch Sony flatscreen for no money down and 24 months to pay!!!”

Girls back then knew how to find a man. Draping yourself over the petrol tank with a lit cigarette is bound to get the owner of this bike to come running.

I miss the old days of the Cold War when I’m pretty sure scientists on both sides were using military budgets just to make things for fun. If I was in NATO in the 60′s and saw one of these bad boys coming over the horizon I think i’d be tempted to go and join the other side.  Because a helicopter like this just screams “Hey, were having a pretty good time over here”.

I’m not making this shit up.

To protest against the local sex trade the Ukrainian Femems womans movement held a big rally where they handed out leaflets, danced in fountains, took off their clothes and wrestled each other in mud.

I hope this sort of thing takes off in New Zealand, because I’d definitely show my support by turning up to all the events.

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