As an expression of love you’d be hard pressed to say this guy hasn’t gone the extra mile. Although personally I think he could have achieved the same result by just treating his girl to a meal at an OK restaurant and then forcing himself to sit through ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ afterwards.   Also if Brenda ever leaves him i’m fresh out of ideas for cover up tattoos for something like this.

We never really got drawn into the Obama hype back here in New Zealand so it’s really hard for us to comprehend the emotional hysteria that gripped young America at the last election.  However I can’t help but feel that Dave dodged a bullet here. Apart from the thinking behind “I love Obama so much I’m going to tell my soon to be ex-boyfriend that he has a small penis”, what sort of person types a break-up note in Microsoft Word and then prints it out in a hand written style font?

I particularly like the label on the side which says “Caution: severe skin and eye irritant”. Go America! Next time I’m over there I’m definitely going to read the packaging your guns come in more carefully, can’t wait to see what that says.

…and Karma loves Brit.

I used to have a passive-aggresive flatmate once that used to leave me notes.  I’d pretend I couldn’t read her writing, then innocently take the note to her when she had friends over and make her read the note aloud.  I’d also interrupt her all the time and say things like “Oh, that’s a ‘t’ I thought it was a ‘v’!  ’I hate you’ makes much more sense then ‘I have you’ because you know, we’re flatmates and all and I don’t think we should ‘have’ each other because I don’t like you like that”

After a while she stopped writing notes. Well actually she left.

I wrote a whole four paragraphs about Lehman Bros.to go with this post that have completely disappeared without a trace.  The irony is that I had a whole bunch of money invested with Lehman Bros. last year and that disappeared without a trace as well.

You can’t write better comedy then what these guys throw out on a daily basis.

I bet the “Always happy to help” line is in actual reality more like “Always happy to help except when it’s inconvenient for us to do so”.  Other then that this sign is fine.

I hate people that put up notes like these, they are always small minded little Hitlers.  I would suggest that the 6-month salary of the person that wrote this would be high enough to run this elevator non-stop for twenty years. You know what my solution to this problem would be.

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