That’s right, Murder Burger is currently making Whitebait Fritters out of actual Whitebait and actual fritters and served old school on actual Tip Top white bread with garlic butter and lemon. I don’t know how long we’ll be making them for as I don’t know how long the Whitebait season lasts.  Actually I don’t even know what Whitebait is.  I used to think they were baby eels but I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. They taste good though.

Lately I’ve been consciously trying to reign in my excessive bad language. It’s “not smart or clever” as my Mum would say.  The problem I’ve found though is that swearing is actually quite a useful tool, a tool not replaced satisfactorily with either “darn”, “drat” or “jeepers”.  Thankfully I found this photo the other day and now “Holy, Hitler on a bus” has become an adequate default.  It has a nice cadence.

On occasion when I’ve been quite angry I’ve accidentally lengthened it to “Holy, fucking Hitler on a bus” which I’ve discovered is more powerful then just dropping the f-bomb by itself. I think people are generally more scared of people that use novelty swear words.

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