Tired of the inconvenience of having to carry your watermelon everywhere? Unhappy with the temperature of your watermelon when you arrive at wherever it is you’re taking your watermelon? Then the refrigerated watermelon caddy is just the product you’re looking for. Made in Japan, because of course it is.

I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I kind of think this is how all office suicides would look if the Human Resource department had their way.  Once you’re out the window the company is no longer responsible for your actions – but before you access the ledge the company must take all measures to ensure that your health and safety is not compromised.  Ledges over 1 foot must have a minimum of three steps leading up to them and any incline over 15 degrees will be accompanied by a handrail of no less then 1200mm in height. All staff are required to partake in a two hour instructional course on proper use of the company assisted suicide facilities. Injury resulting from failure to commit suicide using the designated facilities will not be the responsibility of the company etc….

The only criticism I’d have with the above photo is that it’s not wheelchair friendly.

It’s all about accentuating the length of your leg to appear more attractive. Americas Next Top Model 101.

Once again China shows why they are well on their way to becoming our rightful overlords.  While the US struggles with plugging a simple hole in the ocean, China has already invented a reusable poncho for space travel – ideal for repeat space travelling on a budget. It comes in one size and two languages.

Cheers for this Jacob.

Falling over in front of the opposition is a time honoured Italian technique dating back to World War 2.  One they have successfully integrated into their sports, politics and economy.

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