Thanks Britain. This joke never gets old.

Somewhere around 1995 car manufacturers started replacing all the mechanical bits in cars with science fiction.  So if your timing went out you no longer knew if it was just because your timing belt/chain was worn as the problem could just as easily be caused by having a faulty cigarette lighter.  In the end I gave up on trying to fix my cars altogether and consequently no longer discount faith healing and psychiatric counselling as viable options for mechanical repair.

It’s the second celebrity we’ve served this week – (assuming you count the actress who currently has the largest breasts in porn as a celebrity).  He seems like a nice kid and ate the Beef mustard burger.  It’s times like this I wish I was a proper writer because then I could enthral you all with what he said and did and how he ate his burger and what was his ratio of bites of food to sips of drink was. But we didn’t even know who he was until someone from the radio station told us afterwards and didn’t pay that much attention. He gave us the fingers when he left – but I don’t think he meant to be offensive  - and interestingly, he happens to have the exact same haircut as me. I can safely say neither of us would think this was a good thing.

In other news, the porn star took one of our t-shirts which she said she loved and was going to wear next time she was on set.  So we may end up being the first New Zealand company to ever have product placement in an adult movie. I guess that counts as marketing.

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