I would have given this guy at least third place personally. Such a fresh look.

In my spare time I like to go hunting or do a bit of off road biking on this old Honda XR I got off a mate after he used it to break both his legs. Other people have other hobbies.

As an aside i’ve been sitting here looking at this picture for the last 10 minutes wondering how you put the last hoof on your hand if your hobbie is to dress up like a bondage horse. Surely you’d need someone else to give you a hand with that last little bit?

So far I’ve gone my whole life without getting any part of my body tattooed. There’s been plenty of opportunities but I could never think of anything I wanted to have on my body for my entire life. Obviously not everyone suffers from this sort of indecision.

Both symbolic themes of the right to bear arms and the right to bear children have been cleverly hidden in this one poignant image.

I’m not sure if this is a picture of two dudes or two chicks. Of course, it could just be a photo of a dude and a chick but which one is which is anyones guess. They could pick any toilet in a bar and no one would raise an eyebrow.

It’s 2058 and all the girls are way hotter because everyone’s Asian/Spanish. In other news the world’s oldest Goth turns 93.

We open on 1967.  A fat 45 year old man in a beret is smoking a cigarette through one of those long cigarette holder things.

“Ok, here´s how the shoot´s going to go.  I want you to look out at the ocean in a relaxed manner… oh, and by the way we´re going to put this big old stinky, sharp toothed, dangerous looking fish in your pants… yep, that´s right honey it pays to read the fine print on your contract and maybe not smoke so much of that weed all you kids are into these days.  Don´t look at me that way, I´m the greatest photographer the world has ever seen and you´re lucky to even be here”

We close on 1967. Thankfully.

It´s fairly safe to say that this guy would always get put in the middle of any photo he was ever in. He´s also exactly the sort of guy you want to have standing in front of you if you were ever in any sort of armed combat situation.

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