I’m a big fan of India (apart from there  Caste system which weirdly allows you to be racist to someone from the same race as yourself),  and I’m pretty sure you can be as openly fruity as you want in the Indian Army and no one would even notice.

Analogue Photoshop tutorial 17: Using the brush and paint tools together to create interesting effects.  Basic – medium level of skill required.

Next tutorial: Simple copy and paste techniques using a Xerox and some glue.

It’s all about accentuating the length of your leg to appear more attractive. Americas Next Top Model 101.

Once again China shows why they are well on their way to becoming our rightful overlords.  While the US struggles with plugging a simple hole in the ocean, China has already invented a reusable poncho for space travel – ideal for repeat space travelling on a budget. It comes in one size and two languages.

Cheers for this Jacob.

Falling over in front of the opposition is a time honoured Italian technique dating back to World War 2.  One they have successfully integrated into their sports, politics and economy.

Somewhere around 1995 car manufacturers started replacing all the mechanical bits in cars with science fiction.  So if your timing went out you no longer knew if it was just because your timing belt/chain was worn as the problem could just as easily be caused by having a faulty cigarette lighter.  In the end I gave up on trying to fix my cars altogether and consequently no longer discount faith healing and psychiatric counselling as viable options for mechanical repair.

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