Right here is a great example of why hippies are universally hated.   I hope Obama’s new Jobs Budget includes hiring people to just hit hippies with sticks.

In the meantime you should all go to itunes.com/wearetheworld and download the remake of “we are the world”.  It costs bugger all, proceeds go to Haiti and it’s actually better then the original because Hall and Oates aren’t in it.

Personally I would have invited Kenny Rogers back to be in it but that’s just me.

Back in 1969 women were desperately trying to put on weight to try and match the unrealistic ideals of plump magazine models and movie starlets.  Men across the world lived in fear of their girlfriends asking the question “does my bum look skinny in this?”.   Luckily the ‘fleetwood company’ came to the rescue with their revolutionary Wate-On products.  I’m pretty sure that “Homogenised liquid emulsions” is just another name for milk but I like the way they guarantee weight gain without the need to do any exercise. Who knew?

Everytime I see a news story about Jesus turning up on an everyday household item I always wonder why the reporter doesn’t ask why Jesus is so crap at doing self portraits.  Also why do they never point out that it’s actually just rust.  I think that if God was really doing this it would just be his way of telling us to take better care of our possessions.

….I’m holding on to this small seedling for extra support too so I should be sweet…..

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