Marketing 101: Size does matter.

Really showing the importance of reading the fine print. It also reminds me of that epic scene in ‘ True Lies’ where Arnie is hanging out a helicopter chasing Jamie Lee Curtis in a runaway limousine in an attempt to warn her about the bridge being ‘out’. Both Arnie and the sign are just as effective…and both will cut you if get too close.

That’s right, Murder Burger is currently making Whitebait Fritters out of actual Whitebait and actual fritters and served old school on actual Tip Top white bread with garlic butter and lemon. I don’t know how long we’ll be making them for as I don’t know how long the Whitebait season lasts.  Actually I don’t even know what Whitebait is.  I used to think they were baby eels but I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. They taste good though.

I’m a big fan of India (apart from there  Caste system which weirdly allows you to be racist to someone from the same race as yourself),  and I’m pretty sure you can be as openly fruity as you want in the Indian Army and no one would even notice.

Analogue Photoshop tutorial 17: Using the brush and paint tools together to create interesting effects.  Basic – medium level of skill required.

Next tutorial: Simple copy and paste techniques using a Xerox and some glue.

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